Go over and beyond 4 this Lil dude
Posted: August 21, 2016 Filed under: Uncategorized | Tags: above and beyond, expressions, humor, language, malaphor, malaphors, over the top, words Leave a commentThis nice malaphor was written by Washington Redskins wide receiver DeSean Jackson on his Facebook page, relating his affection for his son. It is a mash up of “above and beyond” and “over the top”, both meaning extreme or more than is required. Idioms with direction words are commonly mixed. Many thanks to Judy McLendon Knaub for spotting this one and passing it on!
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It’s like finding a diamond in a haystack
Posted: August 19, 2016 Filed under: Uncategorized | Tags: diamond in the rough, expressions, humor, language, malaphor, malaphors, needle in a haystack, words Leave a commentThe speaker was describing something that was hard to find. This is a nice mash up of “diamond in the rough” (someone or something whose good qualities are hidden) and “needle in a haystack” (something extremely hard to find). Both idioms involve something hidden, which I imagine caused the mental hiccup. Also both phrases are the same symmetrically, i.e., four words and sharing the word “in”. In addition, needles and diamonds are both sharp objects , and haystacks tend to be unkempt and rough. Like a diamond, this malaphor just gets better on closer inspection.
Perhaps in Trinidad and Tobago this phrase is an accepted one, as President Anthony Carmona described the new chairman of the Salaries Review Commission (SRC), Kyle Rudden (picture below), as “a diamond in the haystack.” http://www.guardian.co.tt/news/2015-10-28/diamond-haystack.
A big thanks to Gabe for hearing this one and sending it in!
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It went to pot in a handbag
Posted: August 17, 2016 Filed under: Uncategorized | Tags: books, going to pot, humor, language, malaphor, malaphors, to hell in a handbag, to hell in a handbasket, words Leave a commentYvonne Stam, a frequent contributor to this site, heard this gem from her sister, who was referring to children reaching middle school age. It is a congruent conflation of “going to pot” and “going to hell in a handbasket”, both meaning declining or getting worse. As Yvonne says, the speaker was probably confusing the word “handbasket” (surely an antique word) with handbag. She also points out that “to hell in a handbag” is noted in Wikipedia as a common version. This malaphor is similar to one I posted in 2012, “the project is going to pot in a handbasket” (https://malaphors.com/2012/09/15/the-project-is-going-to-pot-in-a-handbasket/) which was uttered in the 70s. Perhaps handbaskets were more common then. Pot was, that’s for sure.
A big thanks to Yvonne Stam for hearing this one and sending it in!
I have a quandrum
Posted: August 16, 2016 Filed under: WORD BLENDS | Tags: Barrel of Monks, conundrum, humor, language, malaphor, malaphors, portmanteau, quandary, WORD BLENDS, words Leave a commentA spin on MLK’s famous speech? No, but a pretty good word blend, combining “quandary” (dilemma) and “conundrum” (a puzzle). As I have explained in previous posts, single word malaphors are different than portmanteaus. A portmanteau is an intentional blending of two words to form a new word with a specific meaning, such as “smog” (a blend of smoke and fog). A single word malaphor is an unintentional blending of two words to create a new word that is incorrect, such as “Buckminster Palace” (Westminster Abbey and Buckingham Palace), or a “faceover” (makeover and facelift). Interestingly, Quandrum is the name of a Belgian Ale brewed by the Barrel of Monks brewery located in Boca Raton, Florida. It is described as a “quadraphonic Belgian style quadrupel aged several months in rum barrels”. Cheers! A big shout out to Tiffany G. for hearing this one and passing it on!
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You are cutting yourself off at the foot
Posted: August 15, 2016 Filed under: Uncategorized | Tags: cut someone off at the knees, expressions, humor, language, malaphor, malaphors, shoot yourself at the foot, words Leave a commentThe speaker was telling someone that his statement was hurting his own argument. It is a nice blend of “shoot yourself in the foot” (foolishly harm one’s own cause) and “cut (someone) off at the knees” (thoroughly humiliate or squelch). Any frequent reader of this blog will know that idioms containing body parts are often confused and mixed. In this case, feet and knees are the culprits. Shooting and cutting, both action verbs that involve penetration, also seem to play a part in this malaphor. Many thanks to Lara Hayhurst Compton for saying this and Jody Compton for sending it on!
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There wasn’t a shot in hell I was losing
Posted: August 13, 2016 Filed under: Uncategorized | Tags: 2016 Olympic Games, expressions, humor, language, malaphor, malaphors, Michael Phelps, shot in hell, shot in the dark, snowball's chance in hell, words Leave a commentI had to post this one immediately as it is fresh from Rio. Michael Phelps was talking about his on his win in the 200m butterfly: ‘There wasn’t a shot in hell I was losing’ . This is a mash up of “shot in the dark” (a wild guess or attempt) and “snowball’s chance in hell” (no chance at all). Perhaps “shot to hell” (worn out or ruined) might have also been on the speaker’s mind as both words appear in the malaphor, but since it has very little to do with the context, I doubt it. “A cold day in hell” (an impossible event) may also have been on Michael’s mind, as he clearly believed (and rightly so) that he was not going to be beaten in that event. Here is the link to his interview:
A big thanks to Gerry Abbott for his keen ears in hearing this one and passing it on!
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The man is a nut cake
Posted: August 10, 2016 Filed under: Uncategorized | Tags: Chris Hayes, Donald Trump, expressions, Gordon Humphrey, humor, language, malaphor, malaphors, MSNBC, nutcase, nutty as a fruitcake, words Leave a commentOn MSNBC’s “All In with Chris Hayes” show last night, former New Hampshire Senator Gordon Humphrey (R-NH) said Trump is a “nut cake”. This is a congruent conflation of “nutcase” and “nutty as a fruitcake”, both obviously meaning to be crazy or insane. Here is an excerpt from the transcript, courtesy of Breitbart News (trying to stay apolitical here):
In the common parlance, the man is a nut cake, he is a looney bird. And it would be the height of irresponsibility to elevate him to the presidency. It would be recklessness to make him commander in chief. I’ve issued a call to members of the RNC this afternoon to demand an emergency meeting of the Republican National Committee to strip Donald Trump of the nomination and to replace him with someone of sound mind.
http://www.breitbart.com/video/2016/08/09/fmr-nh-senator-trump/
As followers know, malaphors are spoken by all, including Republicans and Democrats. Who can forget Obama’s excellent “my opponent would like you to think I am green behind the ears when it comes to foreign policy”, or Hillary Clinton’s recent “the creme de la resistance”? A big thanks to Sam Edelmann who heard this one and passed it on to Malaphor Central.
If he doesn’t pass the mustard, then we aren’t promoting him
Posted: August 8, 2016 Filed under: Uncategorized | Tags: congruent conflation, cut the mustard, expressions, humor, language, malaphor, malaphors, malaprop, pass muster, words Leave a commentSharing must be a really big deal at this company. I understand not passing ketchup is grounds for dismissal. Actually, this gem was uttered when discussing an internal candidate who applied for a promotion: “We can interview him, but if he doesn’t pass the mustard, then we aren’t promoting him.” This is a congruent conflation of “cut the mustard” and “pass muster”, both meaning to perform satisfactorily. At first this just appeared to be a malaprop (misusing a word, generally similar in sound) – mustard for muster – but on closer inspection it indeed is a mash up of two idioms, hence a very nice malaphor. A big thanks to Tiffany G. for hearing this one and passing it (and the condiment) on!
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We’re busted at the gills
Posted: August 5, 2016 Filed under: Uncategorized | Tags: burst, bursting at the seams, bust, congruent conflation, expressions, humor, language, malaphor, malaphors, packed to the gills, property brothers, words 2 CommentsThis gem was heard on episode 600 of Property Brothers. One of the clients, describing the tight quarters, said that when they have friends over “we’re busted at the gills”. This is a congruent conflation of “packed (or full) to the gills” and “bursting at the seams”, both meaning to be extremely full or crowded with no room to spare. “Busted” is commonly misused for the word “bursted”, as in the song from Carousel, “June is busting out all over” (June wasn’t the name of the heroine, right?). A big thanks to the eagle eared prolific malaphor contributor Yvonne Stam for hearing this one and sending it in!
I’m treading in uncharted waters
Posted: August 3, 2016 Filed under: Uncategorized | Tags: Aaron Sanchez, expressions, humor, language, malaphor, malaphors, tread lightly, treading water, uncharted waters, wrods Leave a comment
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