Buy the Books!
Things Are Not Rosy-Dory: Malaphors From Politicians and Pundits is now available! This is a collection of malaphors uttered in the political world, from Democrats to Republicans and from Fox to MSNBC. Malaphors are not partisan. You can purchase this page burner for only $8.99 on Amazon at https://www.amazon.com/dp/B08C7GGMG5?ref_=pe_3052080_397514860. Just like the last book, this should be in every bathroom available to reading or just perusing. And I know you like to peruse in the bathroom.
He Smokes Like a Fish and Other Malaphors is still available! Anyone who enjoys wordplay will love this book. It is a collection of the best malaphors with many of them illustrated to make this a fun, enjoyable read! Many of the malaphors you have sent me are in the book, and I have acknowledged each contributor. You can purchase it for only $7.99 on Amazon at http://www.amazon.com/dp/0692652205. In the UK, the link is http://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/0692652205. In Canada, the link is http://www.amazon.ca/dp/0692652205. You can also purchase the book at Create Space with this link: www.createspace.com/5793567
The book is a real page burner and my guess is you will read it from front to cover as soon as you get it! It’s a great bathroom read, and as the saying goes, “a malaphor a day, keeps irregularity away”! Enjoy!