Buy the Book!
He Smokes Like a Fish and Other Malaphors is now available! Anyone who enjoys wordplay will love this book. It is a collection of the best malaphors with many of them illustrated to make this a fun, enjoyable read! Many of the malaphors you have sent me are in the book, and I have acknowledged each contributor. You can purchase it for only $6.99 on Amazon at http://www.amazon.com/dp/0692652205. In the UK, the link is http://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/0692652205. In Canada, the link is http://www.amazon.ca/dp/0692652205. You can also purchase the book at Create Space with this link: www.createspace.com/5793567
The book is a real page burner and my guess is you will read it from front to cover as soon as you get it! It’s a great bathroom read, and as the saying goes, “a malaphor a day, keeps irregularity away”! Enjoy!