Buy the Books!

Things Are Not Rosy-Dory:  Malaphors From Politicians and Pundits is now available!  This is a collection of malaphors uttered in the political world, from Democrats to Republicans and from Fox to MSNBC.  Malaphors are not partisan.  You can purchase this page burner for only $8.99 on Amazon at https://www.amazon.com/dp/B08C7GGMG5?ref_=pe_3052080_397514860.  Just like the last book, this should be in every bathroom available to reading or just perusing.  And I know you like to peruse in the bathroom.

He Smokes Like a Fish and Other Malaphors is still available!  Anyone who enjoys wordplay will love this book.  It is a collection of the best malaphors with many of them illustrated to make this a fun, enjoyable read!  Many of the malaphors you have sent me are in the book, and I have acknowledged each contributor.  You can purchase it for only $7.99 on Amazon at http://www.amazon.com/dp/0692652205.  In the UK,  the link is http://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/0692652205.  In Canada, the link is http://www.amazon.ca/dp/0692652205.   You can also purchase the book at Create Space with this link: www.createspace.com/5793567

The book is a real page burner and my guess is you will read it from front to cover as soon as you get it!  It’s a great bathroom read, and as the saying goes, “a malaphor a day, keeps irregularity away”!  Enjoy!