The speaker and his co-worker were talking about a situation that they didn’t need to talk about anymore. In order to signal it was time to wrap things up the speaker said “Let’s put this horse to bed.” This is a nice congruent conflation of “put (something) to bed” and “put a horse out to pasture”, meaning to finish or retire something. Perhaps the speaker dredged up in his mind the Godfather scene with the horse head in bed. That certainly finalized things. A big thanks to Joel for actually unintentionally uttering this one and sending it in.
The speaker was not feeling well and uttered this nice mixup. It is a conflation of “hang out” (to engage in some some frivolous time wasting) and “lay low” (to be hidden or inconspicuous). “Feeling low” (feeling ill or sad) is probably also in the mix, considering the context. A big thanks to David Barnes for hearing this one and passing it on.
A National Public Radio (NPR) correspondent was talking about a failed strategy. This is a triple mashup of “barking up the wrong tree” (to attempt a futile course of action), “running on empty” (out of resources or in this case ideas), and “beating a dead horse” (continue to pursue something that cannot be done). All three idioms involve futile or wasted attempts. “Dead in the water” (completely defunct) might also be in the mix given the context. That would make this a quad malaphor, something rarely seen or heard. A big thanks to David Barnes for spotting this beauty.
Bob Phillips, state director of the advocacy group Common Cause, uttered this one to The Guardian. Here is the full quote to give you context:
“Unfortunately, the Democrats, some of them will say, ‘We can’t wait to win in 2020, take it back and gerrymander the hell out of them’,” said Phillips. “Now, that’s not what I want, but it’s out there, and it’s playing in the minds of the majority party. If you are the majority party and you don’t do reform, one day you might be on the other side of the stick.”: https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2019/jul/27/us-supreme-court-2020-election-gerrymandering.
This is a mashup of “other side of the coin” (opposite aspect of something) and “short end of the stick” (unequal outcome of a deal that results in a disadvantage). Ends and sides must be the reason for this mental scramble. A big thanks to Barry Eigen for spotting this one.
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Ayman Mohyeldin on MSNBC uttered this one when he was talking about Trey Gowdy and Republicans criticizing Democrats and Mueller’s testimony. It is a congruent conflation of “not holding back” and “not pulling any punches”, both meaning to act without restraint or limitations. The congruent conflation to me is the purest form of a malaphor. The speaker is thinking of the correct idiom but there are other idioms that mean the same thing swirling in the brain. A big thanks to Frank King for hearing this subtle but classic malaphor. @AymanM