They are itching at the bit

This one was heard on a conference call. It is a congruent conflation of “itching to (do something)” and “champing at the bit”, both meaning to be anxious to do something. I say “champing” and not “chomping” as I thought the latter was unacceptable. I am wrong. The following NPR piece straightens me out:

The listener could have complained that “chomping at the bit” is a cliché, and that it’s one we’ve used at least three times so far this month. But his gripe was more specific — that we should have said “champing at the bit.”

To the dictionary we go:

Webster’s says “champ at the bit” is to “show impatience at restraint; be restless.” It comes from something said about horses when they bite their bits “repeatedly and restlessly.” They “champ.”

That fits with what we were trying to say this week about President Obama and his eagerness to get out on the campaign trail.

The AP says “champ at the bit” is “the original and better form.”

But, Webster’s adds that “chomp at the bit” is a variation.

What’s more, no less an authority than William Safire weighed in 31 years ago, saying that “to spell it champing at the bit when most people would say chomping at the bit is to slavishly follow outdated dictionary preferences.”

The Grammarist blog also comes down on the side of “chomping.” It points out that “champing at the bit can sound funny to people who aren’t familiar with the idiom or the obsolete sense of champ, while most English speakers can infer the meaning of chomping at the bit.”https://078e7128b0654f4ab714f494cb89616f.safeframe.googlesyndication.com/safeframe/1-0-45/html/container.html

We’ve been … itching to issue a note about some picky point of punctuation or grammar. After chewing on this one for a while, we’re not going to insist on “champing.” Feel free to use it. After all, you’ll score points with the lexicographers out there.

But “chomping” is fine. June 9, 2016

Props to Doug Pietrucha for sharing this one.

the box trot

There was a discussion about dancing and someone said that his cousin “is famous for the box trot”. This is a mashup of “fox trot” and “box step”. Or maybe it really is a new dance? I’m chalking it up as a malaphor. Thanks to Chuck Hatsis for sharing this one.