Whatever turns your boatPosted: December 15, 2018 Filed under: Uncategorized | Tags: books, humor, language, malaphor, whatever floats your boat, whatever turns you on, wordplay Leave a comment
Overheard at a WalMart at midnight: two women were talking about another woman’s unusual outfit and one of them uttered this classic malaphor. It is a congruent conflation of “whatever floats your boat” and “whatever turns you on”, both meaning whatever makes you happy. The phrases both begin with “whatever”, and with boats capsizing, you can see where the confusion arises. A big thanks to John Kooser who heard this one while doing some midnight shopping.
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I want to get the elephant out of the roomPosted: September 3, 2018 Filed under: Uncategorized | Tags: books, elephant, elephant in the room, humor, language, malaphors, out in the open, words Leave a comment
I’m getting a little punch-happyPosted: March 2, 2017 Filed under: WORD BLENDS | Tags: books, congruent conflation, expressions, humor, language, malaphor, malaphors, punch-drunk, slap-happy, words Leave a comment
This one was said at the end of a long day of meetings. It’s a nice word blend congruent conflation of “punch-drunk” and “slap-happy”, both meaning to be dazed or giddy. I really like this one, as it also can describe being drunk, as in drinking too much punch at a party. Certainly a few artillery punches will make one very happy…. for awhile. A shout out to Nate Shand for hearing this one and passing it on!
That’s the only breath of sunshine in this storyPosted: November 4, 2016 Filed under: Uncategorized | Tags: books, breath of fresh air, expressions, humor, language, malaphor, malaphors, ray of sunshine, words Leave a comment
This gem was uttered in a college class by the professor. He was discussing a bad strategy resulting in a 19th century army’s major defeat and noted one positive, followed by this malaphor. It is a mash up of “a ray of sunshine” (something that makes you feel hopeful) and “a breath of fresh air” (pleasantly new). The mix up stems from two phrases that both relate to something positive and hopeful, but also are weather-related (sunshine, fresh air). A big thanks to Forrest Morgan who was the speaker and contributor. By the way, Forrest has just written a terrific book entitled “Waking the Snow Leopard”, an exciting thriller available on Amazon – https://www.amazon.com/Waking-Snow-Leopard-Forrest-Morgan/dp/0997681705/ref=tmm_pap_swatch_0?_encoding=UTF8&qid=&sr=
It went to pot in a handbagPosted: August 17, 2016 Filed under: Uncategorized | Tags: books, going to pot, humor, language, malaphor, malaphors, to hell in a handbag, to hell in a handbasket, words Leave a comment
Yvonne Stam, a frequent contributor to this site, heard this gem from her sister, who was referring to children reaching middle school age. It is a congruent conflation of “going to pot” and “going to hell in a handbasket”, both meaning declining or getting worse. As Yvonne says, the speaker was probably confusing the word “handbasket” (surely an antique word) with handbag. She also points out that “to hell in a handbag” is noted in Wikipedia as a common version. This malaphor is similar to one I posted in 2012, “the project is going to pot in a handbasket” (https://malaphors.com/2012/09/15/the-project-is-going-to-pot-in-a-handbasket/) which was uttered in the 70s. Perhaps handbaskets were more common then. Pot was, that’s for sure.
A big thanks to Yvonne Stam for hearing this one and sending it in!
The last book I read was a real page burnerPosted: January 15, 2013 Filed under: book, THINGS | Tags: barn burner, blended idioms, books, congruent, expressions, language, linguistics, malaphors, mixed idioms, page turner, wordplay, words Leave a comment
This congruent malaphor is a mash up of “page turner” and “barn burner”, both meaning something very exciting. I like this one as it seems to stand on its own, describing a book that is so compelling that you seem to “burn” through it. Then again, it could mean something totally different for those fascist minded folks out there….