That will bring some skeletons crawling out of the woodwork
Posted: February 17, 2014 Filed under: closet, crawl, woodwork | Tags: blended idioms, closet, crawling out of the woodwork, expressions, humor, language, malaphor, malaphors, mixed idioms, skeletons, skeletons in the closet, woodwork, words 1 CommentThis is a delightful mixture of “skeletons in the closet” (secrets) and “crawling out of the woodwork” (secrets coming out in the open). The confusion lies in the two phrases referring to secrets and exposing them. I heard this in a conversation but I cannot reveal the source as I was sworn to secrecy. We can’t have these malaphors crawling out of the woodwork, can we?
He was dressed to the tee (or t)
Posted: January 21, 2014 Filed under: dress, tee shirt | Tags: dressed to the nines, dressed to the teeth, expressions, humor, language, malaphor, malaphors, to a t, to a tee, words 3 CommentsThis is a mash up of two phrases describing perfection – “dressed to the teeth” (dressed very stylishly with nothing overlooked) and “to a tee (or t)” (perfectly). “Dressed to the nines” (same definition as dressed to the teeth) also might be in the mix, but my guess is that the speaker was thinking teeth as tee and teeth are similar in sound. Of course, it is possible that the person spoken about was dressed in a very stylish, perfect looking tee shirt, but doubtful. Many thanks to Sam Edelmann for hearing this one and passing it on.
Let’s roll up our hands and all get together
Posted: January 7, 2014 Filed under: ACTION, BODY PARTS, hand, roll, sleeve | Tags: blended idioms, expressions, get your hands dirty, humor, join hands, language, malaphors, mixed idioms, roll up your sleeves, words Leave a commentHoward Fineman on the tv show “Hardball” said a few days ago that Congress’s attitude will not be “let’s roll up our hands and let’s all get together” on various issues. This is an amusing mixture of several thoughts, including “roll up our sleeves” (prepare for hard work), “get your hands dirty” (involve yourself in all parts of a job), and “joining hands” (working together), the latter sort of a “kumbaya” approach to working. Rolling up one’s hands is similar to the Master’s wonderful malaphor, “Let’s roll up our elbows and get to work!” (see posting dated 7/30/12). Many thanks to “my ol’ pal” for spotting this one and sending it in!
Wrapping down another Christmas
Posted: December 25, 2013 Filed under: wrap | Tags: blended idioms, expressions, humor, language, malaphors, mixed idioms, winding down, words, wrapping up Leave a commentThis is a congruent conflation of “wrapping up” and “winding down”, both meaning to bring to an end. Also wrapping gifts comes to mind. Merry Christmas everyone!
I’ve got nothing to hide but the truth
Posted: November 25, 2013 Filed under: hide, truth | Tags: blended idioms, expressions, freudian slip, humor, language, malaphors, mixed idioms, nothing but the truth, nothing to hide, oath, truth, words Leave a commentPerhaps this malaphor should be categorized as a “freudian slip malaphor”, as it was uttered by a person under oath. It combines the phrase “I have nothing to hide” and the end of the witness oath in which one swears to tell the truth, the whole truth and “nothing but the truth.” It might also apply to politicians these days. Thanks to John Costello for sending this beauty in!
He dug himself into a corner
Posted: November 15, 2013 Filed under: dig, paint | Tags: blended idioms, congruent conflation, dig yourself a hole, expressions, humor, language, malaphors, mixed idioms, Paint, paint yourself in a corner, words Leave a commentThis congruent conflation mixes the phrases “paint oneself in a corner” and “dig yourself into a hole”, both meaning an action that puts a person in a difficult situation. Kudos to Eric Marsh for sending this one in. He could not recall where he heard this one, but it could be referring to either the Republicans strategy of shutting down the government or President Obama’s statement that people can keep their existing health care coverage. Take your pick.
Count your losses
Posted: October 30, 2013 Filed under: blessings, count | Tags: blended idioms, count your blessings, cut your losses, expressions, humor, language, malaphors, mixed idioms, Tomato, words Leave a commentThis beauty comes from Sarah Hodges: “My husband and I were discussing the coming frost and my still-green
tomatoes. He told me to “count my losses” and just pick them green.” This is a mash up of “cut your losses” (do something to stop further losses) and I believe “count your blessings” (grateful for any small benefit, particularly in a difficult situation). Hey, a green tomato is better than no tomato, right?
She’s going to kick some dust off the tires
Posted: October 22, 2013 Filed under: ACTION, brush, dirt, dust, kick | Tags: blended idioms, expressions, Hillary Clinton, humor, kick the tires, language, malaphors, mixed idioms, words 2 CommentsHillary Clinton that is. This malaphor was spoken by CNN political reporter Peter Hamby when discussing the Hillary campaign speech in the Virginia governor‘s race. It is a mash up of “kick the tires” (to test something) and I think “when the dust settles” (waiting for things to calm down), although “bite the dust” (to die) might be in the mix as well. Certainly tires cause lots of dust so hence the confusion. A big thanks to Steve Grieme for hearing this one and sending it in.
It’s working like a glove
Posted: October 15, 2013 Filed under: glove, works | Tags: blended idioms, expressions, fits like a glove, humor, language, malaphors, mixed idioms, words, works like a charm Leave a commentThis is a mix of the phrases “fits like a glove” (fits very well) and “works like a charm” (works just the way you intended). Both phrases indicate things that are exactly right, so hence the confusion. Also charm and glove are five letter words. A big shout out to Tim Kunzler who uttered this beauty, and Marsha Roberts for ratting him out! 🙂


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