Trump’s window… is sinking
Posted: June 5, 2017 Filed under: Uncategorized | Tags: Donald Trump, expressions, humor, language, malaphor, malaphors, PowerPost, sinking ship, Washington Post, window of opportunity, words 1 CommentThis nice malaphor was spotted in the PowerPost section of the Washington Post:
“THE HONEYMOON IS OVER:
“– Trump’s window to score early legislative victories is sinking as Congress’s summer recess nears — giving the president just two months to revive his health-care and tax efforts before lawmakers depart Capitol Hill for a long break.”
Here’s the source: https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/powerpost/paloma/daily-202/2017/05/31/daily-202-the-gop-s-invisible-agenda/592d9df4e9b69b2fb981dbf8/?utm_term=.e07bf7d92b04
It is a mashup of “a window of opportunity is closing” (a brief time period in which an opportunity exists) and “ship is sinking (or sinking ship)” (a failed or floundering organization or entity). Sinking windows is never a good thing. A big thank you to Barry Eigen for seeing this one and sending it in!
He (Obama) starts signing them (Executive Orders) like they’re butter
Posted: June 2, 2017 Filed under: Uncategorized | Tags: cuts through like a hot knife through butter, Donald Trump, Executive Orders, expressions, humor, language, malaphor, malaphors, selling like hotcakes, Seth Meyers, words Leave a commentThis beauty was uttered by Donald Trump in April 2016 when he was on the campaign trail. He was talking about Executive Orders, and how he was not going to use that vehicle to get things done, unlike then President Obama:
“Executive orders sort of came about more recently. Nobody ever heard of an executive order, then all of a sudden Obama — because he couldn’t get anybody to agree with him — he starts signing them like they’re butter, so I want to do away with executive orders for the most part.” http://thehill.com/policy/energy-environment/331134-trump-using-executive-orders-at-unprecedented-pace
Of course we all know now Trump used the Executive Order process at an unprecedented pace in his first 90 days. This is a mashup of “to go/cut through something like a (hot) knife through butter” (to do or cut something very easily) and “selling like hotcakes” (to sell quickly and in large numbers). While “sell” and “hotcakes” are not in the malaphor, I believe he was thinking of this idiom when he uttered the mix up, confusing “selling” for “signing”. Kudos to Karl Robins for spotting this one as he saw it on Seth Meyers’ 4/26/17 monologue.
It popped eyebrows
Posted: June 1, 2017 Filed under: Uncategorized | Tags: Chris Cuomo, cnn, expressions, eye-popping, Grouch Marx, humor, language, malaphor, malaphors, raised eyebrows, Trump, words 1 CommentChris Cuomo on CNN made this comment regarding a controversial statement. It is a nice mash up of “raised eyebrows” (something causing concern or surprise) and “eye-popping” (something astonishing). Perhaps Groucho Marx was on the speaker’s mind at the time. A tip of the hat to Ron MacDonald for hearing this one and sending it along.
No one believes it to be true from any stretch of fact
Posted: May 30, 2017 Filed under: Uncategorized | Tags: by no stretch of the imagination, expressions, humor, in fact, Kevin McCarthy, language, malaphor, malaphors, Trump, words Leave a commentThey’re walking on tenterhooks
Posted: May 27, 2017 Filed under: Uncategorized | Tags: expressions, humor, language, malaphor, malaphors, on tenterhooks, Rush Limbaugh, walking on eggshells, words 2 CommentsThis one is from Rush Limbaugh’s lips. He was referring to the precarious position of the Republicans who can’t seem to get anything accomplished. This is a mash up of the idioms “on tenterhooks” (in a state of painful suspense) and “walking on eggshells” (to try very hard not to upset someone or something). Incidentally, the expression “on tenterhooks” refers to hooks that formerly were used to hold newly woven cloth that was being stretched on a frame. Their name has long survived this mid 1700s method of manufacture. A big thanks to Jack Chandler for hearing this one and passing it along!
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Spiraling downhill
Posted: May 25, 2017 Filed under: Uncategorized | Tags: downward spiral, expressions, going downhill, Greta Van Susteren, humor, language, malaphor, malaphors, MSNBC, words Leave a commentIs there such a thing as a dyslexic malaphor? “Spiraling downhill” might be one. It was said on MSNBC’s Greta Van Susteren’s show, referring to Trump’s leaking of classified information to the Russians in the Oval Office. I believe it is a mashup of “spiraling down” and “going downhill”, both meaning something going out of control and getting worse. There is also “downward spiral”, also meaning a situation getting worse. If I keep thinking about this one, I will be spiraling downhill so my analysis now ends. A tip of the hat to Mike Kovacs for hearing this one!
Who is the person who can get this ship back on track?
Posted: May 22, 2017 Filed under: Uncategorized | Tags: back on track, expressions, humor, language, malaphor, malaphors, Mika Brzezinski, Morning Joe, right the ship, words Leave a commentThis one was uttered by Mika Brzezinski on the MSNBC talk show, “Morning Joe”. She was talking about the Trump Presidency. It is a nice congruent conflation of “right the ship” and “get back on track”, both meaning to get something back on schedule or to return to normal. A big thanks to Susan Kestner for hearing this one and sending it on!
They took the wool away from my eyes
Posted: May 19, 2017 Filed under: Uncategorized | Tags: expressions, humor, language, malaphor, malaphors, pulled the wool over my eyes, took my breath away, words, Wyndham Midtown 45 Leave a commentThis malaphor was spotted on a review of the Wyndham Midtown 45 hotel on Booking.com. Vanessa, the reviewer, was enchanted by the hotel and said “they took the wool away from my eyes.”
This is a mashup of “pulled the wool over our eyes” (to deceive) and “take (one’s) breath away” (to overwhelm someone with beauty or grandeur). I guess once the wool was removed she was able to see clearly. This one reminds me of an earlier malaphor posting, “he pulled the rug over my eyes” https://malaphors.com/2016/06/08/he-pulled-the-rug-over-their-eyes/ Deceit and beauty seem to go together…. A big thank you to Diana Greenhalgh for spotting this one and sending it in!
That opens a whole other kettle of fish
Posted: May 13, 2017 Filed under: Uncategorized | Tags: a different kettle of fish, Al Sussman, Beatles, expressions, humor, language, malaphor, malaphors, opens up a can of worms, words Leave a commentThis conflation was uttered by Al Sussman in his Beatles podcast, “Things We Said Today.” It is a mashup of “opens up a can of worms” (an array of difficulties) and “a whole other kettle of fish” (to be entirely different in scope or description than what was just being discussed). Certainly fish and worms are associated and probably led to the mixup here. And then there are the two containers, kettle and can. The expression “a can of worms” gets bollocksed up often. Some examples posted on this website are “I don’t want to open up that hill of worms” https://malaphors.com/2016/04/25/i-dont-want-to-open-up-that-hill-of-worms/, “That’s a real ball of worms” https://malaphors.com/2012/12/18/thats-a-real-ball-of-worms/, and “That’ll be a kettle of worms” https://malaphors.com/2013/10/12/thatll-be-a-kettle-of-worms/. A big thanks to John Polk from ClichesGoneWild for hearing this one and passing it on!
We looked each other in the mirror
Posted: May 11, 2017 Filed under: Uncategorized | Tags: espn, expressions, humor, John Wall, language, look someone in the eyes, malaphor, malaphors, words Leave a commentThis was spoken by NBA Wizards basketball player John Wall in an ESPN interview. It is a conflation of “look (someone) in the eyes (or face)” (face someone directly and forthrightly) and “look at myself in the mirror” (be candid and truthful with yourself). One certainly looks at one’s face or eyes when staring into a mirror, so the mix up is generated from that visual image, I think. A tip of the hat to Lin Sewell who heard this one and passed it on!










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