He has stuck his feet in the sand
Posted: October 3, 2013 Filed under: BODY PARTS, foot, sand, THINGS | Tags: blended idioms, bury your head in the sand, Capitol Hill, dig your heels in, draw a line in the sand, expressions, Harry Reid, humor, language, malaphors, mixed idioms, Republican Party United States, Senate Democrats, Steve Scalise, stick your head in the sand, words 2 Comments
Photo of Congressman Steve Scalise (Photo credit: Wikipedia)
This timely malaphor is a mash up of several phrases, idioms, and ideas. Certainly “stick one’s head in the sand” (refuse to think about an unpleasant event) and “bury one’s head in the sand” (to ignore or hide from obvious signs of danger) is in the mix, along with “draw a line in the sand” (create an artificial boundary and imply that crossing it will cause trouble). In addition, “dig your heels in” (refuse to alter a course of action) is in play, considering context. Sticking your feet in cement also comes to mind. This mix-up was spoken by Steve Scalise (R-LA) at a press conference on Capitol Hill. Mr. Scalise was referring to Harry Reid and the Senate Democrats, indicating that they would not negotiate. You can find this beauty at about 1:30 in the video below:
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Thanks to Susan Kestner for sending this current and timely malaphor in!
He rubbed his face in the wound
Posted: October 1, 2013 Filed under: ACTION, rub, salt, wound | Tags: blended idioms, expressions, humor, language, malaphors, mixed idioms, rub salt in the wound, rub your nose in it, words Leave a commentThis beauty is a mash up of “rubbed salt in the wound” (make someone feel worse about something) and “rubbed his nose in it” (remind someone of something one has done wrong). Perhaps the speaker was reminding someone of a mistake and bragging about it at the same time. Or maybe this is a new form of medical treatment? A big thank you to Ed Brady for hearing and sending this one in.
Hey, nobody’s human
Posted: September 25, 2013 Filed under: human | Tags: blended idioms, expressions, humor, language, malaphors, mixed idioms, nobody's perfect, only human, words, zombies 3 CommentsThis is a congruent conflation of “nobody’s perfect” and “only human”. Could be the slogan for “The Walking Dead”?
We may turn a blind cheek to that.
Posted: September 21, 2013 Filed under: cheek, turn | Tags: blended idioms, expressions, humor, language, malaphors, mixed idioms, turn a blind eye, turn the other cheek, words Leave a commentOkay, this one conjures up different images…. This is a mash up of two phrases that describe ignoring something or someone – “turn a blind eye” (to ignore something and pretend you did not see it) and “turn the other cheek” (to ignore abuse or an insult). Or maybe the speaker just wanted to ignore someone who was acting like a butt – who knows? Thanks to Yvonne Stam, a keen malaphor listener, for sending this one in.
In the essence of time
Posted: September 17, 2013 Filed under: TIME | Tags: blended idioms, expressions, humor, in the interest of time, language, malaphors, mixed idioms, time is of the essence, words 5 CommentsThis subtle malaphor is a mix of “in the interest of saving time” (in order to save time) and “time is of the essence” (meeting the deadlines is essential). Could have been spoken by a dyslexic lawyer. Thanks to Lin Sewell for sending this one in.
Put on another cup of coffee
Posted: September 15, 2013 Filed under: coffee | Tags: blended idioms, Coffee, cup of coffee, expressions, humor, language, malaphors, mixed idioms, pot of coffee, words Leave a commentThis is a mash up of “put on a pot of coffee” and “get another cup of coffee”. I just heard this one on the CW UPMC nightly sports call with Bob Pompeani, and yes Bob uttered this one as he was telling listeners to kick back and watch the show. This is a Pittsburgh call in sports show that is very entertaining.
You sowed your own poison, man!
Posted: September 12, 2013 Filed under: poison, sow | Tags: as you sow so shall you reap, blended idioms, expressions, humor, James Franco, language, made you rown bed, malaphors, mixed idioms, pick your poison, Pineapple Express, Seth Rogen, words 2 Comments
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This mix up comes from the movie Pineapple Express, spoken by James Franco’s character, Saul. It is a mash up of several idioms, I think, including “you made your bed, now lie in it” (bad outcome is based on your actions), “pick your poison” (must choose between equally bad things), and “as you sow, so shall you reap” (outcomes are based on how you behave). A shout out to Basil D’Costa for sending this beauty in!
He’s the head kahuna
Posted: September 11, 2013 Filed under: Uncategorized | Tags: Beach Blanket Bingo, big kahuna, BigKahuna, blended idioms, Cliff Robertson, expressions, head honcho, humor, language, malaphors, Martin Milner, mixed idioms, words 2 Comments
Sandra Dee as Gidget in the 1959 film, (VHS cover) (Photo credit: Wikipedia)
Elaine Hatfield said this to me in the car the other day. She immediately wrote it down so that we would remember it (sign of a good malaphor). This is a mash up of “big kahuna” and “head honcho”, both meaning the person in charge. The use of the term “big kahuna” in reference to surfing can be traced back to the 1959 film Gidget, in which “The Big Kahuna“, played by Cliff Robertson, (Martin Milner in the TV episode), was the leader of a group of surfers. The term then became commonplace in Beach Party films of the 1960s such as Beach Blanket Bingo, where the “Big Kahuna” was the best surfer on the beach
We’ll drop a line in the water and see what sticks
Posted: September 9, 2013 Filed under: ACTION, drop, FOOD, water | Tags: blended idioms, dip a toe in the water, expressions, humor, language, make it stick, malaphors, Mike Tomlin, mixed idioms, Pittsburgh Steelers, Running back, words Leave a comment
Pittsburgh Steelers coach Mike Tomlin – September 16, 2007 (Photo credit: Wikipedia)
This jumble was apparently uttered by Pittsburgh Steelers coach Mike Tomlin a few weeks ago in response to the running backs situation. It is a mash up of “dip a toe in the water” (to test or try out something) and “make (something) stick” (to cause to be accepted). “Throw dirt enough and some will stick” might also be in the equation. Given the Steelers first performance, apparently the line was made of teflon. Thanks to Dan Geier for overhearing this one on the radio.
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