It’s like putting the wolf in charge of the hen house
Posted: October 30, 2017 Filed under: Uncategorized | Tags: Chuck Schumer, expressions, humor, idioms, language, malaphor, malaphors, the fox guarding the hen house, Tom Marino, Trump, wolf in sheep's clothing, words Leave a commentThis was uttered by Chuck Schumer when discussing Trump’s nominee, Tom Marino, as Drug Czar. Schumer said Marino’s confirmation would be “like putting the wolf in charge of the hen house”. https://www.upi.com/Top_News/US/2017/10/17/Drug-czar-nominee-Marino-withdraws-from-consideration-Trump-says/9001508246201/
This is a mashup of “the fox guarding the hen house” (assigning the duty of guarding valuable information or resources to someone who is likely to exploit that opportunity) and “a wolf in sheep’s clothing” (a person or thing that appears harmless but is actually dangerous). Now certainly you wouldn’t want a wolf in charge of the hen house either, but the correct idiom only indicts the fox. A big thanks to Steve Grieme for catching this one and sending it on.
He jumps off the handle too soon
Posted: June 2, 2016 Filed under: Uncategorized | Tags: Bravo, expressions, flies off the handle, humor, idioms, jump down someone's throat, jumps off the deep end, jumps to conclusions, language, malaphor, malaphors, Tour Group, words Leave a commentToday’s malaphor is from the first episode of “Tour Group” on Bravo. One of the reality stars describes another cast member as someone who “jumps off the the handle too soon.” Certainly “flies off the handle” (to lose one’s temper) was intended, but what is the mix? Perhaps the speaker was thinking of “jumps off the deep end” (to get deeply involved with someone or something) because of the words jump and off. However, I think the better mix is with “jump to conclusions” (to decide something without all the facts) as both idioms concern doing something quickly without thinking. “Jump down someone’s throat” (to strongly criticize someone) is also a possibility, as one who flies off the handle is also likely to jump down someone’s throat! The culprit here is the action verbs fly and jump, both involving going through the air. A big thanks to Diane Bufter for hearing this one and sending it in!
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He bent over hoops for me
Posted: February 19, 2016 Filed under: Uncategorized | Tags: bend over backwards, congruent conflation, humor, idioms, jump through hoops, language, malaphor, malaphors, words Leave a commentNow that’s impressive! This ditty was overheard at a benefits hearing where the claimant was referring to someone who was assisting her. It is a congruent conflation of “jump through hoops” and “bend over backwards”, both meaning to do everything possible to please someone or accomplish something. Bending over hoops is probably the ultimate in pleasing someone. The mix up is caused, I think, by the action words bend and jump, and by the similar meanings of the phrases. A shout out to Sam Edelmann who heard this one and passed it along.
On the other token..
Posted: July 21, 2012 Filed under: BODY PARTS, THINGS | Tags: expressions, idioms, malaphors, words Leave a commentClassic mash-up of “on the other hand” with “by the same token”. Perhaps the speaker wanted to express both thoughts at the same time?



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