That’s a bit of a straw horse, isn’t it?
Posted: April 29, 2019 Filed under: Uncategorized | Tags: expressions, horse of a different color, humor, language, malaphor, malaphors, straw man, trojan horse, words Leave a commentThis was heard in a phone conference. The context indicated that the speaker was thinking of straw man. It is a nice conflation of “straw man” (a form of argument and an informal fallacy based on giving the impression of refuting an opponent’s argument, while actually refuting an argument that was not presented by that opponent) and I think “horse of a different color” (something completely different, particularly in comparison of something else). Both expressions refer to comparisons or substitutions. “Trojan horse” (something that seems good or useful but is really something to cause harm in the future) may also be in play, as again it refers to a substitution or comparison. The speaker probably linked “straw” with “horses” instead of “men” which would be logical, as horses sleep on straw.
Speaking of straw man arguments, they are incredibly abundant in today’s political theater as fallacies seem to be successful tactics. For example, Trump wants a wall on our southern border. That leads Republicans to support the unfair assumption that anyone who opposes the wall is for open borders; Trump even went so far as to accuse House Speaker Nancy Pelosi of supporting human trafficking because she opposes the border wall. However, immigration is not an either/or proposition. Both sides are in favor of border security, but if the Democrats must defend themselves against the false charge that they want no restrictions at all on immigration, they waste time and energy that could be spent on reaching common ground. Thus the straw man that Democrats are distracted by and find themselves attacking instead of the real issue.
A big thanks to Forrest Morgan for hearing this one and passing it on!
Don’t leave me out to dry
Posted: April 26, 2019 Filed under: Uncategorized | Tags: expressions, hang one out to dry, humor, language, leave me hanging, malaphor, malaphors, words Leave a commentThe speaker uttered this one and then realized a few minutes later he had spoken a perfect malaphor. This is a conflation of “leave (one) hanging” (keep someone in suspense) and “hang (one) out to dry” (to desert in a troubling situation). Certainly you leave clothes out to dry on a nice sunny day so perhaps the speaker had this visual in his mind. A tip of the hat to Dan Obergfell for not only sharing this one but saying it as well!
People don’t want to live on eggshells
Posted: April 24, 2019 Filed under: Uncategorized | Tags: conflations, expressions, live in a glass house, living on the edge, malaphor, walking on eggshells, words Leave a commentThis was heard in an administrative hearing. It is a conflation of “walking on eggshells” (to act with great care so as not to upset someone) and I think “live in a glass house” (be susceptible to judgment or criticism). Eggshells and glass are both very fragile, and I think the speaker was thinking of both. “Living on the edge” (doing something daring or bold) might also be in the mix, with an eggshell (Humpty-Dumpty?) sitting on the edge of a wall. Any other thoughts? A big thanks to Sam Edelmann who heard this one and passed it on.
In the mind of the beholder
Posted: April 22, 2019 Filed under: Uncategorized | Tags: expressions, in one's mind's eye, in the eye of the beholder, malaphor, words Leave a commentThis one was heard on 710 WOR in New York City. It appears to be a combo of “in the eye of the beholder” (subjective appreciation made by an individual viewer) and “in (one’s) mind’s eye” (in one’s imagination). “Mind” and “eye” are similar sounding words. A big thanks to Verbatim for hearing this one and sending it in.
Coaches shouldn’t browbeat players over the head
Posted: April 15, 2019 Filed under: Uncategorized | Tags: beat someone over the head, browbeat, expressions, humor, malaphor, Tom Izzo, words Leave a commentThis was uttered on a sports radio show (of course). The speaker was talking about Tom Izzo and his rant at his players during the NCAA tournament. It is a nice mashup of “browbeat (someone) into (something)” (bully or initmidate) and “beat (someone) over the head (with a fact or opinion)” (emphasize or repeat something strongly). The word “browbeat” originally (1580s?) meant “to bear down with stern or arrogant looks,” and later became a term used for “bullying”. A big thanks to John Kooser for hearing this one.
He’s got nothing to hang his head on
Posted: April 11, 2019 Filed under: Uncategorized | Tags: expressions, hang your hat on, hang your head, humor, Kyle Guy, language, malaphor, malaphors, words Leave a commentUniversity of Virginia basketball guard Kyle Guy was remarking on the 42 point performance of Carsen Edwards of Purdue, even though Purdue lost. This is a brilliant mashup of “hang (one’s) head” (express shame or contrition) and “hang (one’s) hat on (something)” (depend or rely on something). “Hang” is in both expressions and “head” and “hat” are similar sounding and visually close. A big thanks to Tom Justice for hearing this one. Wahoowa!
I’ll defend you to the nines
Posted: April 8, 2019 Filed under: Uncategorized | Tags: defend to the death, dressed to teh nines, expressions, humor, malaphors, words Leave a commentA father was talking to his daughter about always defending her actions. It is a nice mashup of “dressed to the nines” (wearing very elegant or formal clothes) and “defend to the death your right to say (something)” (disapprove what another is saying but allow them to say it). “Dressed to the nines” expression is thought to have originated from the 99th Wiltshire Regiment, a military unit noted for its smart appearance.
This one reminds me of the classic I posted a few years ago: “She was dressed to a tee (or t)”. https://malaphors.com/2014/01/21/he-was-dressed-to-a-tee-or-t/
A big thanks to Mike Kovacs, Chief Malaphor Reporter, for hearing this one.
The swallows are coming home to roost
Posted: March 29, 2019 Filed under: Uncategorized | Tags: chickens come home to roost, expressions, humor, language, malaphor, the swallows come home to Capistrano, words Leave a commentThe speaker was talking about a group of people getting what they deserved based on their actions. It is a conflation of “chickens coming home to roost” (facing the consequences of your actions) and the song “When the swallows come back to Capistrano”. This one reminds me of one of my favorite malaphors that I previously posted and which appears in my book, “He Smokes Like a Fish and other Malaphors”: https://www.amazon.com/dp/0692652205
Alabama State Representative John Rogers, in response to questions about his protests outside a hospital that is about to be closed, said “We’ll be here until the cows come home from Capistrano”. Here’s the link: http://blog.al.com/archiblog/2012/11/why_not_give_rep_john_rogers_w.html
Those swallows (or cows or chickens) from Capistrano sure get around. A big thanks to John Kooser for hearing this one.






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