He’s in deep straits

A friend of the contributor was helping out someone who is having financial difficulties. He said that the person is in “deep straits”. This is a congruent conflation of “in dire straits”, “in deep shit/trouble/water”, and “in a deep hole”, all referring to being in a very troublesome situation. Or maybe if Deep Purple and Dire Straits got together? A shout out once again to Verbatim for hearing this one and sending it in.

The walls have turned

This one was overheard at a family event. Two family members were talking about the recent Signal-gate controversy. They thought this recent incident may be a problem for the current administration and one uttered this mashup. It is a conflation of “the walls are closing in” (feeling confined, or overwhelmed), and “tables have turned” (going from a weaker/stronger position to a stronger/weaker position). Props to mega contributor Verbatim for hearing this one and sending it in.

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Cutting your nose off to suit your face

Another from the Facebook world. Here was the post: “Stupid liberals. Is this the same as cutting your nose off to suit your face?” This is a conflation of “cutting off (one’s) nose to spite (one’s) face” (acting out in a way that injures oneself more than anyone else) and “suit (oneself)” (to do that which fulfills one’s own desires). The malaphor seems a little contradictory, but maybe the poster was referring to extreme plastic surgery? A big thanks to Lou Pugliese for spotting this one and sending it in.

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