He got kind of thrown into the gauntlet

Taken by James Santelli, Neon Tommy. September...

Taken by James Santelli, Neon Tommy. September 24, 2011. (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

This is another great one from the sports world.  At the NFL combine, Matt Barkley of USC had this to say about former USC QB Marc Sanchez:

“He got kind of thrown into the gauntlet in New York.”

This is a mash-up of “thrown into the fire” and “run the gauntlet”. Thanks to Gerry for this beauty, approaching “the master” level.

http://espn.go.com/blog/new-york/jets/post/_/id/20940/barkley-will-learn-from-sanchez-experiences


I must have been out in left space

This is a mash up of “out in left field” (offbeat or unusual) and “spaced out” (disoriented).  Sounds like something Eva Gabor would have said on Green Acres.  A big thanks to John for sending this one in!


Life is not all guns and roses

A big thank you to Meesy for sending this one to me.  She stated that her husband lectured her daughter that “life is not all guns and roses”.  This is a mash up of “a bed of roses” (a peaceful and easy life), “days of wine and roses” (prosperous and happy time) and the band Guns N’ Roses.   The statement on its face might not be correct these days considering there are an estimated 875 million guns in the world (with about 275 million of them in the United States).   Welcome to the jungle.

Guns 'n' Roses

Guns ‘n’ Roses (Photo credit: s i n h a)


That would be a tough nut to swallow

This clever congruent conflation is a blend of “tough nut to crack” and “bitter pill to swallow”, both referring to hard things to do.  Both also contain four words, and both involve actions.   And of course a tough nut is always hard to swallow,
right?  A big shout out to Susan E for sending me this one that she heard her husband utter last week.


Every tree has a silver lining

The speaker was obviously meaning to say “every cloud has a silver lining”, but where did the tree come from?  Possibly he was thinking of a silver maple, those messy trees that every yard seems to have.  Or, as my “ol pal” suggests, the word “sliver” instead of “silver” floated up in the brain soup, suggesting wood.   “Barking up the wrong tree” also might have been in the mix, even though the meaning is not remotely close to the intended meaning.  Any other suggestions out there?   Thanks to Art for sending this one to the site.


The possibilities are mindless

This is another beauty contributed by Cicely.  It is a mix of “possibilities are endless” and “mind boggling” I think.  Or perhaps it describes which Stooge you prefer.


I’m just talking out loud

This is a mash up of “thinking out loud” and probably “talking (something) out”.  Maybe a little “crying out loud” as well? This is a very common malaphor it seems based on the number of google hits.  Thanks to cSidick for contributing this one.


He’s as clean as apple pie

This beauty was uttered by Max Gonzalez, the father of Washington Nationals’ pitcher, Gio Gonzalez, in response to accusations that his son took steroids. It is a mash up of “clean as a whistle” and “American as apple pie”. Thanks to Bruce for sending this one. For more on this malaphor and the Washington Post story, check out my Facebook page, Malaphors.


The sImilarities are deafening

This one came to me from a newspaper. It is a mixture of “silence is deafening” and “similarities are striking”. Heavy metal and movie theaters perhaps?


Throw it under the rug

This mixed idiom was heard on NPR this morning in a story about the Catholic Church.   This is a mixture of “sweep it under the rug (or carpet)” (hide or ignore something) and “throw him under the bus” (sacrifice someone for personal gain).   It is similar to the 12/23/12 malaphor posting “brush it under the rug”.   The confusion seems to lie in action words such as sweep, brush, and throw.  Of course, many of us have thrown a few items under the rug when company came unannounced.  Thanks Lauren for sending in this gem!