That’s the icing on the iceberg
Posted: August 1, 2017 Filed under: Uncategorized | Tags: expressions, humor, icing on the cake, language, malaphor, malaphors, tip of the iceberg, words Leave a commentFlipping through the AM stations, Paul Kaufman heard this gem. It is a nice mashup of “tip of the iceberg” (small portion of something much larger and complex that cannot yet be seen or understood) and “icing on the cake” (an extra enhancement). In this age of a heating planet, we could stand to have some more icing on our icebergs. Thanks to Paul Kaufman for hearing this one and sharing it!
It blew me off of my feet
Posted: July 29, 2017 Filed under: Uncategorized | Tags: congruent conflation, Good Bones, HGTV, humor, it blew me away, it knocked me off my feet, language, malaphor, malaphors, wordplay, words Leave a commentThis very well-formed malaphor was uttered on the HGTV show, Good Bones. “I really didn’t know what to expect. It blew me off of my feet.” It is a congruent conflation (the best kind of malaphors, in my opinion) of “knocked me off my feet” and “it blew me away”, both meaning to cause someone great pleasure or surprise. Certainly a strong wind might blow one off one’s feet, but they stand a better chance of staying put if they have “good bones”. A tip of the hat to David Stephens for hearing this one and sending it in!
He’s a square shooter
Posted: July 28, 2017 Filed under: Uncategorized | Tags: expressions, fair and square, humor, John McCain, language, malaphor, malaphors, straight shooter, words Leave a commentThis was uttered by Mark Shields on the NPR News Hour, referring to John McCain. It is a congruent conflation of “straight shooter” and “fair and square”, describing a person who plays by the rules and is honest and trustworthy. Interestingly, a “square john” is someone who obeys the rules – http://idioms.thefreedictionary.com/square+john
Here’s to John McCain, a true American hero and certainly square shooter.
It’s as easy as cake
Posted: July 24, 2017 Filed under: Uncategorized | Tags: a piece of cake, cakewalk, congruent conflation, easy as pie, expressions, humor, language, malaphor, malaphors, words Leave a commentThis is a perfect congruent conflation of “easy as pie” and “it’s a piece of cake”, both meaning a very easy task or accomplishment. Cakes and pies seem to be easily muddled in one’s mind, as can be seen in earlier posts containing pies and cakes (see, e.g, https://malaphors.com/2013/01/01/its-as-easy-as-falling-off-a-piece-of-cake/ and https://malaphors.com/2016/08/10/the-man-is-a-nut-cake/). “It’s a cakewalk” might also be in the mix, again meaning something easy. A tip of the hat to John Kooser for uttering this one and immediately sending it in! (malaphor rule #1 is write it down immediately after hearing or saying the malaphor as you will quickly forget it).
They waited until the eleventh minute
Posted: July 23, 2017 Filed under: Uncategorized | Tags: at the eleventh hour, at the last minute, congruent conflation, expressions, humor, language, malaphor, malaphors, words Leave a commentI promise you I don’t make these up. This was uttered in an administrative law judge hearing by the judge, exasperated by counsel’s not submitting evidence until the day of the hearing. It is a nice congruent conflation of “at the eleventh hour” and “at the last minute”, both meaning doing something at the last possible moment or opportunity. Confusing hours and minutes can be common when you are dealing with cases all day, and a massive docket. Or perhaps the judge is just a little particular. A shout out to Sam Edelmann who heard this one and passed it on!
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He pulled some strings out of his hat
Posted: July 22, 2017 Filed under: Uncategorized | Tags: expressions, humor, language, malaphor, malaphors, pulled a rabbit out of his hat, pulled some strings, words Leave a commentA co-worker blurted this one. It’s a nice mash up of “pulled some strings” (to use influence from someone to get something done) and “pulled a rabbit out of a hat” (to do something surprising). “Pull” is the operative word here. Also, perhaps the speaker was thinking of magicians with invisible strings for their tricks? A big thanks to Taylor Rose George for hearing this one and passing it on!
The hair was standing on our backs
Posted: July 21, 2017 Filed under: Uncategorized | Tags: 99 percent invisible, expressions, getting your back up, hair standing on end, humor, language, malaphor, malaphors, NPR, words Leave a comment
His back is on the ropes
Posted: July 19, 2017 Filed under: Uncategorized | Tags: back against the wall, Brian Johnson, expressions, humor, language, malaphor, malaphors, on the ropes, San Francisco Giants, words Leave a comment
All hands off
Posted: July 18, 2017 Filed under: Uncategorized | Tags: all bets are off, expressions, hands down, humor, language, malaphor, malaphors, words Leave a commentThis is a nice mixture of “all bets are off” (referring to an agreement that is no longer valid) and “hands down” (easily or unquestionably). A big thanks to Aryelle Young for unintentionally blurting this one out!
I may be speaking out of tongue, but….
Posted: July 5, 2017 Filed under: Uncategorized | Tags: expressions, humor, language, malaphor, malaphors, speak with forked tongue, speaking in tongues, speaking out of turn, words Leave a commentThe submitter’s co-worker uttered this beauty. It is a mashup of “speaking out of turn” (to say something unwise or imprudent, or saying something at the wrong time), and “speaking with a forked tongue” (telling lies or to try to deceive someone). “Speaking in tongues” (a person is speaking in a language unknown to him) might also be in play here, but I do not know the speaker’s religious background. The speaker might have been thinking about sticking out his/her tongues as well. In any event, kudos to Phillip who heard this one and sent it in!
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