Nobody bats a hundred in this business
Posted: April 18, 2016 Filed under: Uncategorized | Tags: batting a thousand, expressions, humor, language, malaphor, malaphors, mixed idioms, nobody is 100% perfect, Ozzie newsome, words Leave a commentAnother excellent one from the sports world. The Baltimore Ravens held a pre-draft press conference during which GM Ozzie Newsome said that “nobody bats a hundred in this business.” This is a mash up of “nobody gets a hundred percent right” (no one is perfect) and “batting a thousand” (baseball expression – doing something extremely well and better than expected). The idiom “giving 110 percent” (going above and beyond what a person thinks he is capable) also might have been in the speaker’s mind. You can hear this malaphor at @ 15:15 at the following link:
A big thanks to Gerry Abbott for hearing this one and passing it on!
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It was like pulling hen’s teeth
Posted: April 16, 2016 Filed under: Uncategorized | Tags: expressions, humor, language, like pulling teeth, malaphor, malaphors, rare as hen's teeth, words Leave a commentwww.createspace.com/5793567
He says whatever rolls off the top of his head
Posted: April 15, 2016 Filed under: Uncategorized | Tags: Donald Trump, expressions, humor, language, malaphor, malaphors, off the top of my head, roll off the tongue, words 1 CommentThis gem was picked up on a radio show. A caller said Trump “says whatever rolls off the top of his head”. This is a mash up of “off the top of one’s head” (without much thought) and “roll/trip off the tongue” (easy to say). “Heads will roll” (people will get into severe trouble) also might be in the mix, given the bombastic nature of the subject. Given the sweeping nature of the subject’s hair, the image of something “rolling off the top of the head” might also have been in the speaker’s mind. A big thanks to Donna Cosentino for hearing this one and sending it in!
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It’s outside the pale
Posted: April 13, 2016 Filed under: Uncategorized | Tags: beyond the pale, expressions, humor, language, malaphor, malaphors, outside the norm, words 3 CommentsThis subtle gem was uttered by Hillary Clinton on the Rachel Maddow show. She was discussing Donald Trump’s position on abortion and said that “it’s outside the pale”. This is a mash up of “beyond the pale” (unacceptable) and “outside the norm” (uncommon). The perceptive Frank King heard this one and passed it on. He has the ears of a hawk!
We can’t put the genie back in the box
Posted: April 11, 2016 Filed under: Uncategorized | Tags: expressions, genie back in the bottle, humor, language, malaphor, malaphors, open Pandora's box, words 3 CommentsDiscussing politics is not always a good idea, unless you blurt out a malaphor. One of my major malaphor contributors, Yvonne Stam, was discussing social policy with her husband and uttered this great mixed idiom. It is a mash up of “can’t put the genie back in the bottle” (not being able to revert to a situation formerly existing) and “opening Pandora’s box” (doing something that causes a lot of unexpected problems). As Yvonne notes, both involve mythical creatures that cause trouble. Also, closing Pandora’s box has a similar meaning to putting the genie back in the bottle. Both are impossible. I also think the mix up is caused by the containers themselves – putting things in boxes and bottles. Finally, back rhymes with jack so it is possible Yvonne was also conjuring up an image of a jack-in-the-box. Who knows? Bottom line is it is a terrific malaphor, and kudos again to Yvonne Stam for sending this one in!
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I’m getting wet feet
Posted: April 10, 2016 Filed under: Uncategorized | Tags: expressions, getting cold feet, getting your feet wet, humor, language, malaphor, malaphors, mixed idioms, words 2 CommentsA student was getting ready to give a presentation in front of the class, and he was a little nervous. He said “I’m getting wet feet”, a terrific combo of “getting cold feet” (lose one’s nerve) and “getting your feet wet” (to experience something for the first time). The mix up is an obvious one: both expressions have the words “feet” and “getting” in them. And of course feet can get cold when wet. A big thanks to Adam Jacob for hearing this one and passing it on!
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You need to get over your high horse
Posted: April 8, 2016 Filed under: Uncategorized | Tags: expressions, get off your high horse, get over yourself, humor, language, malaphor, malaphors, words Leave a commentThis gem was spoken from someone with an attitude. It is a congruent conflation of “get over yourself” and “get off your high horse”, both meaning to become humble or less haughty. The appearance of “your” in both phrases contributes to the mix up. The image of jumping over the horse in gym class also might have been in the speaker’s mind. The congruent conflation (two or more blended idioms having the same definition) is perhaps the best kind of malaphor. A big thanks to Steven Russell for hearing this one and Katie Hatfield for passing it on!
It was the nail that broke the camel’s back
Posted: April 6, 2016 Filed under: Uncategorized | Tags: expressions, final nail in the coffin, humor, language, malaphor, malaphors, the straw that broke the camel's back, words Leave a commentThis is a wonderful congruent conflation of “straw that broke the camel’s back” and “the final nail in the coffin”, both meaning an event or action that ultimately leads to the failure of a situation. This malaphor was heard by Elizabeth Poulsen, the daughter of frequent malaphor contributor Marcia Riefer Johnston. Marcia indicated that Google brings up many instances of this phrase, which made her wonder if it is an intentional mashup. After looking at a few of them, they all seemed to be unintentional to me, making it a legitimate malaphor and an excellent one as well as it is congruent. One example found on the internet is a comment noted in the Hollywood Reporter discussing the women in Arrested Development:
Having a crush is normal, especially for costars, but Bialik has taken her infatuation with Jim Parsons to a whole new creepy level that seems to make even Parsons uncomfortable sometimes. She’s obsessed about talking about him, and manages to push her way beside him in press photos all the time, it’s unsettling. I’m not saying this is the nail that broke the camel’s back in her marriage, but if I were her hubby, I wouldn’t stand for all the pathetic Jim Parsons fawning from my wife either. Just sayin’.
http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/big-bang-theory-arrested-development-569916
Thanks to Elizabeth for sending this one in!
This isn’t my first day at the rodeo
Posted: April 2, 2016 Filed under: Uncategorized | Tags: expressions, humor, language, malaphor, malaphors, not my first rodeo, words, you're not a day at the beach Leave a commentA prolific malaphor contributor, Yvonne Stam, was at the beach with her sister. To prepare for something they were about to do, Yvonne said they needed to do x, y and z. Her sister said she already done that, and that it was not her first day at the rodeo. This is a conflation of “not my first rodeo” (more than prepared for a given situation) and “you’re no day at the beach” (someone not easy to deal with). Given that they were at the beach, obviously the speaker had that in mind. Thanks Yvonne for hearing this one and passing it on.
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