Malaphors

I need to get my blood rate up July 2, 2025 - (1)
The speaker and her husband were getting ready for their morning walk. She said, “We’ll have to walk fast so I can get my blood rate up.” This is a congruent conflation of “get my heart rate up” and “get my blood flowing”, both meaning to get active or start moving. A healthy hurrah to […]
He let them take them over the coals June 30, 2025 - (0)
Talking to him goes in one ear and out of his ass June 28, 2025 - (1)
He wasn’t the sharpest card in the deck June 23, 2025 - (2)
He’s come off the tracks June 20, 2025 - (0)

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