Keep your eyes in your pants

This advice was offered by one gym rat warning another about spending too much time looking at the women in the gym.  It’s a conflation of “keep your hands (or eyes) to yourself”  and “keep your p**ker (d**k) in your pants”, both meaning to refrain from touching or gawking at another.   This malaphor seems timely in light of the #metoo movement.  Perhaps a new slogan?  A big thanks to Verbatim for sharing this one.