Everything’s up to snuff in Kansas City

Okay, you’re all saying – this is not a malaphor!  I contend it is, and since I am the Malaphor King, I choose to post it.  The mix comes from the title of a song in the broadway musical “Oklahoma!” – “Everything’s up to date in Kansas City” – and the phrase “up to snuff” (as good as required).   This was uttered by a guy in the theater business (makes sense).  Thanks to Sam Edelmann for passing this one along!