Bill Maher said this one on his show last week, referring to Nate Silver’s analysis of the election and why people should listen to him. It is a mashup of “crunch the numbers” (performs numerous calculations) and “crack the code” (solve a difficult problem or mystery). “Crunching” and “cracking” are both similar sounding words (lots of onomatopoeia going on here), contributing to the merry mixup. A code usually involves numbers, so that might have been swirling in the speaker’s brain at the time. Another tip of the crack to Mike Kovacs who heard this one.
Philip Mudd, the former Deputy Director of the CIA National Counterterrorism Center, and current CNN counterterrorism analyst, was speaking on the HBO show Real Time with Bill Maher (the May 5, 2017 episode). About 42 minutes into the show, the panel discusses how Donald Trump should just be “quarantined” from taking actions by himself. Mr. Mudd then said you can’t “quarantine” Trump when it comes to foreign affairs and he cited several examples of Trump’s unilateral actions. He than blurted out the above malaphor, followed quickly by “or whatever that expression is”. What I love about his reaction is that this is precicsely what happens when a malaphor is uttered unintentionally. The speaker realizes that the expression is wrong, but is not sure why and how to correct it. The panel’s reaction was also classic, as they smirked but didn’t quite know why.
“The cat’s out of the barn” is a nice mash up of “the cat’s out of the bag” (the secret has been made known) and, because of the context, “lock the barn door after the horse has bolted” or “the horse is out of the barn”, both meaning an action that is useless as it is too late, which is what the speaker was describing. Certainly cats do live in barns to keep the mice population in check, so conflating cats with barns creates the malaphor. The words bag and barn also have similar sounds, adding to the confusion.
Amazingly, three malaphor hunters heard this one and sent it in on the same day. Three cheers to Mike Kovacs, Karl Robins, and Vasuki Narayan for hearing this one. They all have ears like a hawk.
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