Can you imagine living in a mind frame like that?
Posted: June 29, 2020 Filed under: Uncategorized | Tags: expressions, frame of mind, humor, language, malaphor, mindset, words Leave a commentThe speaker was commenting on another person’s political statement that was based on a lie rather than fact. It is a rare, three-way malaphor, combining “frame of mind” (mental or emotional attitude or mood), “mindset” (a person’s attitudes or opinions formed from earlier experiences), and “living in a world of (one’s) own” (consumed by one’s thoughts or imagination). A big thanks to David Barnes for hearing and spotting this unicorn in the malaphor wilds.
There is a silver lining at the end of the tunnel
Posted: June 24, 2020 Filed under: Uncategorized | Tags: every cloud has a silver lining, expressions, humor, idioms, language, light at the end of the tunnel, malaphor, words 1 CommentAt first blush, this looked more like a mixed metaphor than a malaphor, but on close inspection it is indeed a mashup of two idioms. This one comes from the local news in Baltimore: a Baltimore City official was giving an update on trash/garbage pickup problems, and trashmen were off work as a result of the coronavirus. Here is the quote:
“This last week has been extremely difficult for everyone involved, but there is a silver lining at the end of that tunnel,” Chalmers said. “The Eastern District will be back up and running tomorrow. If you can’t hear the sigh of relief in my voice, I’m glad that they’re coming back.”
It is a mix of “every cloud has a silver lining” (every bad situation holds the possibility of something good) and “light at the end of the tunnel” (a period of hardship is nearing its end). Both expressions involve a bad situation turning better, so this malaphor perhaps means a doubly bad situation made doubly better? Or maybe the official was thinking of silver linings for the trashcans. A big thanks to Fred Martin for hearing this one and sending it in!
Building a case that will withstand muster
Posted: June 22, 2020 Filed under: Uncategorized | Tags: expressions, Gerald Griggs, humor, malaphor, pass muster, withstand scrutiny, words Leave a comment
The genie is out of the bag
Posted: June 17, 2020 Filed under: Uncategorized Leave a commentThis malaphor was found in the Wall Street Journal: Devesh Shah, retired from Goldman Sachs, wrote this gem in an article about volatility:
“It started out as a metric,” said Devesh Shah, who first helped make the widely watched volatility gauge, the Cboe Volatility Index, or VIX, tradable in 2004 while he was at Goldman Sachs Group Inc, before retiring as a partner. “Now…the genie is out of the bag and volatility is everywhere.”
This is a mashup of “the genie is out of the bottle” (something has been done that cannot be changed) and “let the cat out of the bag” (allow a secret to be known). Genies and cats “come out” of something, leading to this mental mixup. A big thank you to Cecily Franklin who spotted this beauty!
Clean the deck
Posted: June 15, 2020 Filed under: Uncategorized Leave a comment
Hold your cool
Posted: June 12, 2020 Filed under: Uncategorized Leave a commentThis was heard on MSNBC in a discussion regarding the recent protests on racism. It is a congruent conflation of “hold (one’s) temper” and “keep your cool”, both meaning to refrain from being angered by some provocation. I also found this malaphor in a Wikihow presentation on overcoming racism. https://www.wikihow.com/Overcome-Racism. This is similar to a malaphor uttered by Paul Ryan and posted a few years ago, “I want to hold my powder”. https://malaphors.com/2013/04/15/i-want-to-hold-my-powder/
A big thanks to Bruce Ryan for hearing this one and passing it on.
Things kind of petered off
Posted: June 8, 2020 Filed under: Uncategorized | Tags: expressions, humor, language, malaphor, malaphors, petered out, tapered off, words Leave a commentThis unfortunately comes from a sad passage in an article about Covid-19 deaths, but it’s a malaphor nonetheless. Here’s the sentence: “And then things kind of petered off a little bit in those areas, and now we’re kind of seeing it getting closer and wondering when we’re gonna have to deal with this. But again, we’re preparing for it as best as we can in the hospitals that I’m working for.” This is a congruent conflation of “petered out” and “tapered off”, both meaning to diminish gradually and then stop. Here’s the link to the article: https://link.esquire.com/view/5976491c487ccd1f468b4eedc874i.3ql/6cadebe4
A special thanks to Barry Eigen for spotting this one, and for his wise counsel about not posting a descriptive picture of this malaphor.
The ball’s on them
Posted: June 5, 2020 Filed under: Uncategorized | Tags: ball's in your court, expressions, humor, language, malaphor, onus is on them, words Leave a commentUttered by an engineer at a conference call. This is a nice congruent conflation of ” the ball’s in your court” and “the onus is on them”, both meaning under one’s control or responsibility. I suppose if the ball is not only in your court but actually ON you then you might have a heightened responsibility. Malaphors are like that sometime; they improve our established idioms. This one is similar to a previous post, “The ball’s in your hand now”. https://malaphors.com/2018/07/04/the-balls-in-your-hand-now/
A big thanks to Mike Kovacs for hearing this one and sending it in.
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I’m still getting the ropes
Posted: June 3, 2020 Filed under: Uncategorized | Tags: expressions, getting the hang of it, humor, idioms, language, learning the ropes, malaphor, words Leave a commentA dentist said this one as he explained all the new things he has to do because of the virus. This is a congruent conflation of “I’m still getting the hang of it” and “I’m still learning the ropes”, both meaning to learn how to do a particular job or task. So, as we begin to reopen the country, make sure and get a few ropes. A big thanks to Barry Eigen for hearing this one and sending it in.
It serves the trick
Posted: June 1, 2020 Filed under: Uncategorized | Tags: does the trick, expressions, humor, language, malaphor, serves the purpose, words Leave a commentThe speaker was assessing the suitability of some household item for another purpose. This is a congruent conflation of “does the trick” and “serves the (a) purpose”, both meaning to achieve a desired result. Might also be a bridge game malaphor. A big thanks to Chief Malaphor Hunter Martin Pietrucha for hearing this one.
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