Don’t chew with your mouth full
Posted: December 3, 2018 Filed under: Uncategorized | Tags: don't chew with your mouth open, don't talk with your mouth full, expressions, humor, language, malaphor, malaphors, words 2 CommentsDid your mother ever tell you this? Well, the submitter’s mom did, and it is a nice conflation of the admonitions “don’t chew with your mouth open” and “don’t talk with your mouth full”. The corollary of course is “don’t talk with your mouth open”, advice many should follow. A big thanks to Timothy Kendall for sharing this one.
Malaphors 
Don’t know if you saw this submission from yesterday. Watch Nick Saban’s first post-game interview right after the end of the SEC championship game, where he congratulated his team for their “perservilience” (perserverence + resilience)
Yes, saw this one and it’s an excellent word blend. Will post soon. Thanks Jimmy! Dave