He’s singing off tunePosted: May 13, 2016
While relaxing pool side, a one-man band was serenading Char Stone, a frequent malaphor contributor. A nice subtle malaphor followed. This is a mash up of “off key” (off pitch or out of tune) and “out of tune” (not in harmony with another). I’m sure the sour notes didn’t spoil the umbrella drink, however. A tip of the hat to Char Stone for sharing this one!
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