I want to go on the table

The speaker, Trey Compton, was wanting to “go on record” but instead uttered this wonderful malaphor, a mash up of “go on record”  (official statement) and “put your cards on the table” (candid statement).  Then again, knowing Trey, maybe he really wanted to go on a table?  Thanks to Trey Compton for sending this one in!