Right out of the bat

This is a mixture of  “right out of the box” and “right off the bat”, both baseball metaphors and both meaning “first thing.”  Thanks to John C. for passing this one along!


They blew it out of the park

Heard on HGTV’s Kitchen Cousins by faithful follower Yvonne: “they blew it out of the park” for an excellent new kitchen.  This is a mash up of “hit it out of the park”  and “blew it out of the water” (both meaning outstanding achievement).   Wow, what a kitchen!


Rome wasn’t burned in a day

A terrific mash-up of “Rome wasn’t built in a day” (involved projects take time) and “Nero fiddled while Rome burned”.   The book, “Is Paris Burning?” also could have been on the speaker’s mind, as well as “don’t burn your bridges”.


This is a delicate balance that Facebook has to juggle

This was heard on Good Morning America last week.  Not sure this is a true malaphor as it seems to be combining two complete idioms but not mixing them, but it was too good to pass up.   Thanks to Barry for sending this one to me.


Take the reins by the ears

A fellow blogger, TerriblyWrite, and follower of this site sent this gem to me.  She said her daughter’s boss uttered it, and when explained that it was a malaphor mix of “take the reins” and “take the bull by the horns”, he responded, “Oh, I thought it had something to do with reindeer.”


I didn’t want to throw a wet towel on it

This is a mash up of “I don’t want to be a wet blanket” (a downer or a party pooper) and “throw in the towel” (resign or give up).  In context, the speaker wanted to stop the activity (walking) but didn’t want to ruin the fun for others so kept walking.   The malaphor cleverly combines the two thoughts. (heard at the Australia Zoo – Beerwah, Queensland).


He wears it on his shoulder

Heard near Brisbane, Australia.  This is a blend of wearing it on your sleeve (showing your emotions) and chip on your shoulder (grudge shown openly).  Malaphors are everywhere…


If you can’t beat ’em, lick ’em

Heard this one down under from my nephew, Erik.  Not sure if it is an Aussie malaphor, but it shows malaphors are a world wide sensation.


Up a tree without a paddle

This one is a mash up of “up a tree” and “up a creek without a paddle”, both meaning having difficulty or being in a difficult situation.   The confusion is obvious:  both idioms have similar meanings, both contain the word “up”, and there is assonance in the words “tree” and “creek”.   I suppose in a flood you actually might be up a tree without a paddle!


You hit the nose on the head

If you type this malaphor on a google search, you get hundreds of responses, reflecting how often this malaphor is written/spoken.  It is a blend of “hit it on the nose” and “hit the nail on the head”, both phrases meaning getting something exactly right.  I suspect the confusion here is also prompted by two words that are both body parts and four letter words.   It also could be from watching too many Three Stooges comedies.