Healthy as a whistle
Posted: November 10, 2025 Filed under: Uncategorized | Tags: expressions, humor, language, malaphor, malaphors, mixed idioms, whistle, words 2 CommentsThis one was overheard at a dentist’s office. It is a mashup of “clean as a whistle (completely, entirely, or very neat) and “healthy as a horse” (someone in excellent physical shape and very strong/energetic). This one is another in “whistle” malaphors. What is it with mixing idioms with the word “whistle”? Other posts include “sharp as a whistle”, “security is tight as a whistle”, and “all those hoops and whistles”. https://malaphors.com/2025/02/05/sharp-as-a-whistle/ https://malaphors.com/2022/03/14/security-is-tight-as-a-whistle/ https://malaphors.com/2023/05/01/i-have-to-jump-through-all-those-bells-and-whistles/
Kudos to Lou Pugliese for hearing this one and sending it in.

Working with a couple in therapy today, the husband dismissed his wife’s concerns by saying “We’ll burn that bridge when we cross it.”
That’s a great one, Patrick, but I have posted it previously. https://malaphors.com/2013/01/17/well-burn-that-bridge-when-we-come-to-it/