This malaphor was overheard in a discussion with a friend. It is a congruent conflation of “hit a wall” and “dead tired”, both meaning to be totally exhausted or fatigued. The speaker might have also been thinking of a “dead space”. A big thanks to Donna Doblick for sending this one in.
Coworkers had different perspectives of the same issue, and this nice malaphor was unintentionally uttered. It is a mashup of the nursery rhyme “Three Blind Mice” and the parable of “the blind men and an elephant”.
The parable of the blind men and an elephant tells of a group of blind men who encounter an elephant for the first time. Each man touches a different part of the elephant (trunk, leg, ear, etc.) and describes the whole elephant based on their limited tactile experience. They each have a different perception of the elephant, leading to a disagreement about what the elephant is like. The story is often used to illustrate how individual perspectives, while potentially valid, can be incomplete and lead to misunderstanding when not integrated with other viewpoints.
Interestingly, none of the coworkers corrected the speaker (maybe they had never heard of the parable?). I was happy to hear that the speaker then wrote this one in the back pages of the office’s copy of my book, “He Smokes Like a Fish and Other Malaphors“. A shout out to Frozen Cusser for sending this one and a big thank you for adding it to my book!
During a garden club Zoom meeting, one of the board members said at one point, “I don’t want to step on your parade.” This is a mashup of “step on your toes” (offend someone by encroaching on their responsibility) and “rain on your parade” (spoil someone’s plans). Both idioms describe upsetting someone, leading to the mental mixup. And of course one takes a lot of steps in a parade. Many thanks to Barry Eigen who heard this one and sent it in.
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“Four veteran Homeland Security agents who helped execute the Trump administration’s arrests of pro-Palestinian foreign academics for deportation testified Tuesday that the orders they received were both highly unusual and described by senior officials as urgent,” Politico reports.
Said agent Darren McCormack, who arrested Columbia University student Mahmoud Khalil: “Somebody at a higher level than the people I was speaking to had an interest in him.”
Said agent Brian Cunningham, who arrested Tufts University student Rümeysa Öztürk: “There were a lot of hands in the fishbowl.”
This is a conflation of “life in a fishbowl” (a place having no privacy) and “too many hands in the pot” (a situation where too many people are involved in a project). Not sure but maybe the agent was averse to saying the word “pot”? A big thanks to John Costello for spotting this one and sending it in!
Frustrated by certain medications treating symptoms that exacerbate others, this malaphor was uttered. It’s a conflation of “putting the cart before the horse” (to do things in the wrong order) and “the tail is wagging the dog” (a situation where a small part is controlling the whole of something). Lots of tails and animals here. A shout out to Bruce Ryan for catching this one and sending it in.
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