Keep your eye on the grindstone
Posted: September 11, 2026 Filed under: Uncategorized | Tags: expressions, grindstone, humor, language, malaphor, malaphors, mixed idioms, words Leave a commentThe boss at a staff meeting said this one. It is a mashup of “keep your nose to the grindstone” (work hard and diligently) and “keep your eye on the ball” (to stay focused and pay close attention). For some reason various body parts are used with grindstones, creating multiple malaphors. I have posted these gems previously – “he just keeps his head to the grindstone”, “keep an ear to the grindstone”, “put your shoulder to the grindstone”, and “I’m back to the grindstone”. https://malaphors.com/2026/04/06/im-back-to-the-grindstone/ https://malaphors.com/2025/06/16/he-just-keeps-his-head-to-the-grindstone/ https://malaphors.com/2012/12/01/keep-an-ear-to-the-grindstone/ https://malaphors.com/2012/07/20/put-your-shoulder-to-the-grindstone/
A big thanks to Fandango for sharing this one.

Keep an ear to the grindstone
Posted: December 1, 2012 Filed under: ACTION, BODY PARTS, ear, grindstone, nose, THINGS | Tags: blended idioms, ear, expressions, grindstone, keep an ear to the ground, malaphors, mixed idioms, nose, words 4 CommentsThis one is similar to an earlier malaphor, “put your shoulder to the grindstone” (posted July 20, 2012 – see body parts in index), except it mixes “keep an ear to the ground” (devote attention to watching or listening to clues) and “keep your nose to the grindstone” (work hard and constantly). While these two idioms have different meanings, they both express diligence in an action. They also both have the word “keep” in them. Finally, adding to the confusion are the use of body parts. Body parts are a common source of confusion for some reason, particularly if they are in close proximity – in this case, ears and noses. An amusing aside – I heard this one from a supervisor who was giving me advice.
Put your shoulder to the grindstone
Posted: July 20, 2012 Filed under: ACTION, BODY PARTS, THINGS | Tags: expressions, grindstone, malaphor, mixed idiom, shoulder, words 5 CommentsThe Master uttered this advice to a co-worker many years ago. A brilliant malaphor, it is a mix-up of “nose to the grindstone” and “put your shoulder to the wheel”. As a grindstone is a type of wheel, the confusion unfolded and another masterpiece was born.
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