This simple but great malaphor was uttered on the Kojo Nnamdi NPR radio program during a panel discussion. The speaker could not be identified. It is a mashup of “get his act together” (improve) and “get his ass in gear” (hurry up). “Act” and “ass” sound alike so this almost is like an eggcorn. What is an eggcorn, you might ask? An eggcorn is an idiosyncratic substitution of a word or phrase for a word or words that sound similar or identical in the speaker’s dialect (sometimes called oronyms). The new phrase introduces a meaning that is different from the original but plausible in the same context, such as “old-timers’ disease” for “Alzheimer’s disease” (Wikipedia).
I have heard this malaphor often, and am surprised I have never posted this one. A big thanks to David Barnes for hearing this one and sending it in.