No turn on right


This might be one we have all said after driving all day and the mind has turned to mush.  One sees the ubiquitous sign “no turn on red”, processes that as not being able to turn right on a red light, and mumbles, “Crap, no turn on right”.

He’ll do anything at the drop of a bucket


I think the brain twists drop and kick together and comes up with this excellent malaphor.   I have heard this one several times so the synapse must be weak….