I don’t think it’s a fly on his radar right now

The state of Florida’s National Guard has been undergoing changes, including becoming more of a militia and some have quit as a result. One former member said he did not think Governor DeSantis was even aware of the changes, stating that “I don’t think it’s a fly on his radar right now.” This is a conflation of “a fly on the wall” (an unnoticed observer of a particular situation) and “be on the radar (screen)” (be important or noteworthy). Here is the link:

http://digitaledition.orlandosentinel.com/infinity/article_share.aspx?guid=2a9d10f6-d6ac-42ae-aa19-09f4ea86f875

Kudos to Tom Justice for spotting this malaphor fly on the newspaper (Orlando Sentinel) and sending it in.

The name clicks a bell

During lunch, a colleague of the contributor said he saw a name on a list and said “that name clicks a bell”. This is a nice congruent conflation of “clicks” and “rings a bell”, both meaning to understand or remember something or someone, although the latter is to remind you of something but not remember exactly what it is. A tip of the hat to Martin Pietrucha for hearing this one, clicking the bell, and sending it in.

I think about the depths to which he will go

On MSNBC’s Alex Wagner Tonight, former CIA director was talking about his concern over action Donald Trump might take against his critics if elected in 2024. This is a mash up of ” depths to which (one) has sunk” (at a low point) and “lengths to which one will go” (try very hard to achieve something). The speaker may have been thinking of dark places. A big thanks to Mike Kovacs for hearing this one and sending it in!

She opened her own shingle

A couple were talking about a law school grad who could not get a job with a big firm. The wife said, “she opened her own shingle.” This is a congruent conflation of “hang out (one’s) shingle” and “open (one’s) business”, both meaning to open an offfice for one’s practice. Or maybe the grad became a roofer? A big thank you to David Barnes for hearing this one (at the “Friday evening glass of wine” time) and sending it in.

It just doesn’t hold muster

This one was heard on the podcast Last Word with Lawrence O’Donnell, and uttered by Jamelle Bouie, columnist for the New York Times. They were talking about the Supreme Court and its current rulings that are highly political in nature, and on ethic issues swirling around the Court at this time. This is a congruent conflation of “does not hold water” and ” does not pass muster”, both referring to something that does not seem to be reasonable or true. I have posted other excellent malaphors involving “muster”, including “it cleared muster”, “it does not withstand muster”, and the classic “it doesn’t pass the mustard”. See, e.g, https://malaphors.com/2018/07/17/he-cleared-muster/.

For those interested, you can hear this malaphor at the 20:05 mark:

https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-last-word-with-lawrence-odonnell/id1316084734?i=1000619470556

A tip of the hat to Frank King for hearing this one and sending it in! Remember to “hold the muster” on your next argument.

He gets a bug in his bonnet

The husband was starting yet another new garden bed because he got the idea to have another specialty bed. His wife was talking to a neighbor and said: “Well you know how he is when he gets a bug in his bonnet.” She realized it was a malaphor as soon as she said it. This is a congruent conflation of “a bee in (one’s) bonnet” and “a bug up (one’s) ass”, both describing an obsession, often with sonething that is the source of agitation. A bow of the bonnet to Barry Eigen for sharing this one with us!

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let’s skip right through the chase

This one was uttered by a scientist in this press conference on Antarctica:

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZT8eLc7WT/

This is a mashup of “cut to the chase” (to reach the most important points quickly) and “skip through (something)” (to progress hastily through something). Both idioms refer to doing something quickly. “Cut to the chase” “skips” unnecessary details so the speaker was probably thinking of this. A big thanks to Juiia Keefe for spotting this one and sending it in!

She always gets the royal glove treatment

Even the Malaphor King utters one now and then. I was talking to my wife about a person who seems to always get preferential treatment in everything. “Royal glove treatment” was then said. It is a congruent conflation of “the royal treatment” and “white-glove treatment/service”, both referring to service or treatment that is marked with by particular care or attention. Perhaps I had conjured up Queen Elizabeth in her gloves doing the royal wave, not sure.

Scoff it off

From a recent Miss Manners column: ” I have repeatedly asked them not to put their glasses on the counter. They scoff it off and frequently do it anyway. This is unsanitary and disgusting, in my opinion. Am I overreacting?”

This is a mashup of “scoff at” (to dismiss something with scorn or ridicule) and “shrug it off” (to dismiss the importance of something). Both idioms involve dismissing or minimizing something, and “scoff” and “shrug” are similar in sound. Here’s the link to the malaphor:

 https://www.washingtonpost.com/advice/2023/06/24/miss-manners-celebrity-neighbor-hello/

By the way, Miss Manners did think the author of the letter was overreacting. A big thanks to Barry Eigen for catching this one and sending it in. I never scoff off his submissions.

We had to keep this under our belt

Rickwood Field, the oldest professional baseball park in the United States, is anticipating the 2024 Field of Dreams, Rickwood Classic games. The Director of Friends of Rickwood  Field, commenting on plans for the MLB Cardinals and Giants to play a game there next summer, said:  “ We had to keep this under our belt. “ See link below:

https://wvtm13.com/article/rickwood-field-anticipates-2024-field-of-dreams-rickwood-classic-games/44275387

This is a mashup of “keep (something) under (one’s) hat” (to not reveal or discuss something publicly) and “under (one’s) belt” (already achieved). The confusion lies of course in the common denominator “under”, and that both involve an apparel item. A tip of the hat (or belt) to David Stephens for spotting this one and sending it in!

Fun facts: Rickwood Field was built in 1910 and was the home park for the Birmingham Barons and the Birmingham Black Barons (the latter in the Negro League). It has been featured in the biopics of Jackie Robinson (“42”) and Ty Cobb (“Cobb).