I wouldn’t trust her with a 10 foot pole
Posted: March 28, 2022 Filed under: Uncategorized 4 CommentsThis one was heard on Dateline NBC: The Officer’s Wife at 1:22:00:
https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/dateline-nbc/id1464919521?i=1000500945960
It is a mashup of “not touch (someone or something) with a 10 foot pole” (not wanting to become involved with someone or something) and “would not trust (someone) as far as I could throw (them)” (no trust at all). Trust and touch are the same length and similar sounding, adding to the mental mixup. Also the speaker may have been thinking of the Scottish sport, Caber Tossing, where one throws a 20 foot long log. A big thank you to Frank King for spotting this one and sending it in!

Cute Dave, but I was thinking something else. I trust you and Elaine are doing well. Ron
Thanks Ron. All well here. Hope you are doing well. We need to meet for lunch.
Or maybe she meant she wouldn’t trust her friend with a tall Polish guy.
Like your brother? Although he isn’t particularly tall….