Does a bear shit in the wind?

Brothers-in law were expanding on the warnings in the Jim Croce song, “You don’t mess around with Jim”, when this malaphor was uttered. It is a mashup of “does a bear shit in the woods?” (a rhetorical question in response to a question where the answer is an emphatic yes) and “piss in the wind” (do something that is ineffective or a waste of time). Bottom line is of course it does. A big thanks to Lou Pugliese for hearing this one and sending it in (he was one of the brothers-in-law by the way).