Malaphors

I shit my pants out December 20, 2023 - (0)
The speaker (and contributor) was saying to his girlfriend that he might order a chicken fried mushroom sandwich, but if he did, they would have to hurry home before “I shit my pants out”. He immediately realized he had conflated the phrases “shit my pants” (to be very surprised, or literally, to defecate while still wearing […]
The chip did not fall far from the block December 18, 2023 - (0)
Spending aside some time December 16, 2023 - (0)
People are going to start walking with their feet December 13, 2023 - (0)
That caught me way out of left field December 11, 2023 - (0)

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